our new roommates

So due to some unfortunate luck with my Rottweiler and multiple failed attempts at finding other dogs in Summit County shelters that fit our lifestyle, we figured that the best way to suppress our fixation on getting a dog for the condo would be to get two guinea pigs. For free, off craigslist. They're either going to be the best idea ever, or stinky feces-ridden little assholes. We'll keep you updated. Oh, and we need some names for these dudes, so let me know if you have anything for me. Or just advice on guinea pigs in general. Peace!

P.s.- They are already such a fundamental part of our household, that they wrote this!!